Recap: Highlands Sports Bar, San Carlos CA — Sep 29, 2025 (Winner: This pen sucks)

Some teams never smell victory at my show. There are bloodhounds, and there are over-bred pugs that can’t smell their own farts. Here are tonight’s bloodhounds, who crushed it tonight at Highlands Sports Bar, San Carlos CA.

Our first place team, THIS PEN SUCKS, inhaled the top prize with a pungent 28 points.

Sniffing behind them was our second place team, NOTORIOUS VDG, with 27 points; a nose hair from victory.

Third place team NONO’S NIGHTMARES🧙‍♀️ got a whiff of success on tonight’s podium with 26 points.

The rest of tonight’s players only picked up the smell of a really great time. Any poor performance can be blamed on allergies.

Can’t wait a week? Catch my next show at Highlands Sports Bar, San Carlos CA on December 1, 2025 @ 7pm

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