Highlands Sports Bar was tonight and I loved every second. —absolutely unhinged. Liquor? I Hardly Know ‘Er! kept their composure and won with 27 points. , which put CommAnder salamander in second with 25 points. And then , sealing Wildcats’s third place finish with 25 points. Trivia doesn’t get better than this.

Drakes San Carlos was feeling extra quietly chaotic tonight. First, Someone unnerved us all by bringing their bee farm. Then Someone showed up late, but with a yellowjacket farm. And finally, The bee bringers were disqualified. Through it all, Erica\\\’s 4 held strong with 25 points, Not off to a good start secured second with 23 points, and My Sister Won’t Stop Bringing Her Boyfriend Everywhere claimed third with 21 points. That’s trivia, baby.

Drake’s San Carlos was completely above reproach tonight. HR stopped the show to give everyone a mandated harassment seminar, and everyone listened. Hoohoohoosiers took first place with 18 points like it was nothing. Someone auctioned off their dinner, and made a profit, which was distracting enough to help Black Bessie sneak up with 16 points in second. Oh, and did I mention a woman went into labor, but hung in there for the last round? Because that happened too, right as Smartini’s locked in third with 15 points. Another Tuesday, another beautiful disaster.

The energy at Drakes San Carlos tonight? titillating to the max. Steph Curry walked in, super drunk, but very respectable, and the crowd loved it. Genxcellent stayed sharp and took first with 25 points. Steph Curry ordered drinks for everyone except someone in a LeBron jersey, but Drake A-Go-Go held second with 22 points. Steph Curry left, and I was left to follow all of that. Last good fry claimed third at 22 points. Another one for the books.

Honestly, tonight at Highlands Sports Bar was nucking futs from the jump. Someone tried to cheat with answers from a different guy’s trivia night, and everyone just rolled with it. commmander took home the gold with 24 points. I was taken hostage during the second round, but Herman Beltman stayed solid in second with 22 points. one of the most hideous couples I have ever seen got engaged in the middle of everything, overshadowing Nono’s Nightmares, who placed third at 21 points. Until next week!